Friday, December 2, 2016

Canadian Police Department Threatens Drunk Drivers with Nickelback

Canadian Police Department Threatens Drunk Drivers with Nickelback - pjmedia.com

Excerpt from this article:

"In a move that could actually popularize waterboarding as a palatable alternative, the Prince Edward Island police department in Canada has threatened drunk drivers with the unthinkable: A Prince Edward Island police department is threatening to impose the Nickelback treatment on anyone who drinks and drives."
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Maybe with Christmas coming and all, the good Canadian Men in Blue could compromise - and play Rocky Start instead (it is a Christian parody Nickelback's Rock Star).

Of course, if this doesn't work, and they're not allowed to waterboard drunk drivers, they could get serious about torture and play Miley Cyrus or her Dad's song Achy Breaky Heart (On second thought, that might get the police in trouble with the Geneva Convention - just look what that song did to Weird Al!

Recommended listening:

Fakey Shaky Parts, by Apolgetix (a Christian parody of Billy Ray Cyrus' song Achy Breaky Heart)
And a whole lot more songs by Apologetixs (such as You May Be Bright, Life in the Last Day,  )

Recommended reading (my post):

What Would Richard Wurmbrand Think of Waterboarding?

How I Found Christ?

 How I Found Christ? by Charles Spurgeon (1834-1892)