Excerpt from this article:
"Merry Christmas! Schastlivogo Rozhdestva! Christmas just got a little merrier for the Russians - but this could be the last Christmas for the ones who got toxic hepatitis after drinking bootlegged liquor laced with polyhexamethylene guanide hydrochloride, a medical disinfectant. Putin wants to impose a price ceiling on the price of vodka."
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Song not recommended (unless you too want to be sedated!):
I Want To Be Sedated, by the Ramones
The Bible says:
"And that, knowing the time, that now it is high time to awake out of sleep: for now is our salvation nearer than when we believed. The
night is far spent, the day is at hand: let us therefore cast off the
works of darkness, and let us put on the armor of light. Let
us walk honestly, as in the day; not in rioting and drunkenness, not in clambering and wantonness, not in strife and envying. But put ye on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make not provision for the flesh, to fulfill the lusts thereof." - Romans 13:11-14